Barnaby McSquints

Expert on impending doom and destruction. Specializes in finding creative ways to end the world.

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Chuckles the Clown Prophet

Expert on impending doom via water shortages and famine. Has a great sense of humor, but it's all just a front for his impending despair.

Chuckles the Clown Prophet See Chuckles' Water Shortage Forecasts

Baron Von Doompocket

Expert on impending doom via nuclear warhead detonations. Has a fondness for top hats and monocles.

Baron Von Doompocket See Baron's Nuclear Forecasts
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